
Magic. Meets. Opportunity.
Chris Alonzo - Magician, Storyteller, Beer Conjurer
I’m Chris, a professional magician with over 20 years of experience specializing in close-up sleight of hand. I’ve spent the last two decades amazing audiences at corporate events, private parties, and restaurants. My magic isn’t just about “fooling people” it’s about inviting them into a world where the impossible feels real, even if it’s just for a moment.
I’ve had the pleasure of performing as a strolling close-up card magician, I’ve expanded to stage and parlor magic. Allowing a blend humor, storytelling, philosophy, and sometimes a peak behind the “Magic Curtain”. Sometimes, the method behind the trick is just as fascinating as the trick itself.

“Decades of Practice, Community, and Experience”
- Shane Wilson, Former President, IBM/SAM Ring #39
“Dude, I’ve Seen you do this for years, and I’m STILL FOOLED!”
- Gene Guerrero, USAF Officer
“Who are you and where did you come from?!”
- Dante Asemota, Private Translator, DATS LLC

“We’ve hired Chris on more than one occasion, Absolutely incredible performance! I expected just card tricks, but I was blown away by so much more!”
- Alejandra Rodriguez, MD Anderson, District Coordinator
“His improv sense of humor kept everyone engaged, magic flawlessly executed, and everything was clean and professional. He even went out of his way to perform something special for an out town client, we loved it!”
- Brian Mathew’s, Partner, Kirby Mathew’s & Walrath PLLC
“You can tell he’s incredibly detail-oriented and truly passionate about his craft. If you’re looking for top-tier entertainment, this is it!”
- Eugenio Guerrero, Captain Officer, USAF